7 thoughts on “Florida Gas Station Owner Wants You To Stop Warming Your Urine In His Microwave”

  1. >Patek, therefore, believes that these people are desperate to pass their drug tests. What the connection is between microwaving one’s urine and passing a drug test is has yet to be determined.

    Most likely getting a clean sample from somebody and warming it so it’s not cold when they hand it into the lab.

  2. note to self: when I go to mims this winter, do note drink eat or warm anything at a florida gas station. I think we have a different set of standards here in seattle.

  3. Fuck the systems that force people into these situations. We want everyone to work and provide labor and we actively find ways to prevent them. Be it marijuana or a non violent felony in the past.
    United states of hypocrites.

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