34 thoughts on “This is going to take forever”

  1. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer, the second asks for half a pint of beer, the third asks for a quarter of a pint of beer — at that point the bar tender cuts them off, places two pints on the counter, and tells them to know their limits.

  2. I had to read this 5 times until I realized that was a mirror and they weren’t looking at another guinea pig through a window. I feel like I had to pick up the artist’s slack.

  3. I love this one (seen it before).
    What’s confusing about it? Half of half of half ..etc leads to infinity. I’m sure there’s a named mathematical principle for this.

  4. An infinite amount of men walk into a bar, the first one walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. The 2nd one walks up to the bartender and asks for half as much beer as the last guy. 3rd one does the same. This continues for awhile until the bartender gets fed up, slaps 2 beers on the counter, and just yells “HERE, TAKE ‘EM”.

  5. This reminds me of a joke my Bio II teacher told us.

    A man and a woman are on opposite ends of a room, completely naked. Each time they move they cover half the distance between themselves. Do they ever meet? Of course the answer is no. But they’ll be close enough for practical purposes!

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